I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via eimyaj)

Dry lip, dog shit alert.

95% in my chromatography theory exam and ‘one of the best’ practical exams.

New dress, I can’t wait for Summer.

I’m going to have a nap because no one is home and it’s not like I have anything better to do or anyone to talk to lolololol.


I can’t breathe properly and I feel myself hyperventilating but I don’t know why or how to stop panicking.

With intentions to spend the evening studying organic chemistry I am now sitting on the lounge drinking Coke, eating pretzels and watching Aladdin because I’d rather be in A WHOLE NEEEW WOOORLD.

"It’s hard to stay strong when you look around and every part of your world is crumbling down, and you can’t do anything to stop it."


(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via lunar-cry)

I’d love to move out on my own but I don’t want to live in Newcastle anymore. I’m tired of my surroundings, suffocating, dead. I wish my cat was human, I want someone to hang out with and talk to when I feel alone.

"There’s nothing harder
than putting yourself
back together every morning"

wtm, ten word poem.

(via alaisiagae)


what a strange dog 


(Source: sizvideos, via solargaze)

Choke me to death, please.

drunkgamerz asked:
Modern physicists have recently began to speculate that our universe is part of much grander cosmos than previously thought. Such mathematical speculation suggests it's possible that a vast number of parallel universes or a "multiverse" may indeed lay beyond our cosmic horizon. In one of these other universes is it possible that I'm a half decent cunt with no problems and less debts? x

You are a decent human, Lew.